I took my not quite yet three year old (but going on 30). daughter to her dancing class yesterday. Before we left she had to be dressed in her wee outfit. I have two degrees and experience in handling many difficult situations involving the human experience but her ballet tights nearly defeated me.
Who invented tights that have a pointed toe and a seam that needs to be perfectly in line! Its madness!
Of course she knew exactly how they should be put on and gave me a running commentary on my failings as I wrestled with this insane hosiery. What will she be like when she really is 30!
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